Jokes of Today

BANISTER A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. “What are you doing?” he asks. She answers, “Warming up your dinner.”   BRIDE & BROOM Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, “I think I’m going to have a whisk.” The groom broom says, “How can that be? We haven’t even swept together!” BLONDE BURN A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. “Sit down and…

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